george w. bush hates poor children and wants them to die.
iran's fuckhead of a leader (i can't remember how to spell his name, so fuck him) doesn't believe that 6 million jews, gypsies, and homosexuals were murdered in the 30s and 40s. they just magically disappeared, like on "the 4400". mr. fuckhead, why does a country resting on a reservoir of petroleum need nuclear power?
mitt romney kills kittens in his spare time.
jar jar binks destroyed the galaxy. he looks like the retard baby of a horse having butt sex with an elephant.
it finally happened. john cena is no longer wwe champ. it took a torn muscle in his arm, but hallelujah. get well soon, john, but jesus christ, learn how to wrestle in the meantime. watching you wrestle is like watching the same porno over and over again. you know exactly what's going to happen when it happens and it eventually loses its appeal.
if you're going to trick-or-treat in jena, louisiana this halloween, may i suggest not dressing as a hangman carrying a noose. just don't.
owen wilson really didn't want to kill himself. everybody knows that if you want to do it right the first time, you cut down the road, not across the street. it was just a cry for help because of he found out he looks like jon heder (napolean dynamite) with a huge fucking nose.
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