Pages

Wednesday, February 4, 2015

today's rant: cleansing the gene pool

On behalf of men everywhere, I hereby state that I do not feel any discrimination against women who lactate. I do not, and furthermore choose not to take medications that would allow me to. Speaking from the logical point of view of "the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few", just because "men can lactate under certain circumstances" does not make them the majority.   Therefore, the Supreme Court and the ACLU need to re-evaluate their priorities.  Also, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?  firing a woman because she is booby-feeding and saying it is not sexual discrimination because men can lactate?  nationwide is not on your side.  i have never ever ever ever heard of an instance where a man has needed to have appropriate accommodations at work with human resources to lactate however many times in a day.  PURE BULLSHIT!

there is only one good thing about anti-vaccination parents:  darwinism.  eventually, the stupid genes coming from their crotches will be wiped from the face of earth.  in the meantime, the rest of humanity suffers from retards expressing their "liberties".  i think that their "right" to not vaccinate their children is akin to my "right" to shoot somebody in the head.  i can do it if i wanted, but it does not make a good fucking idea.  that's because of a thing called "consequences".  also, there is science.  fucking science.  facts.  numbers.  statistics.

in my opinion, the progress of humankind is more important that the civil liberties of a minority that negatively affects the vast majority.  therefore, we should rebuild the titanic and stuff it from stem to stern with the following people:
anti-vaxers
evolution deniers
holocaust deniers
scientologists
the westboro baptist church
the kkk
cast of "the view"
fox news
nancy grace
lobbyists
the entire discovery channel
we need to send them across the pacific ocean.  half way, we air-drop a cargo container full of hand grenades.  when they get to hawaii, we turn them toward alaska.  half way, we air-drop a cargo container full of old computers running Windows 95.  when they get to alaska, we turn them back to the continental U.S.  half way, we air-drop a cargo container full of panthers.  when they get back, the survivors are put on a 2-hour live special of "whose line is it anyway".  if they're not funny, wayne brady blows their brains with a sniper rifle.