Today's rant: care bears

We are attempting to get our daughter into watching "Care Bears" at my wife's wish and bemusement. The current episode on has them spoofing "Star Trek", as some old cartoons have been known to do. As someone who is watching the old episodes on Hulu, I must say "I am appauled".  So here I go: I am appauled.

There are five Care Bears on their ship. How is that enough crew members?  Who prepares dinner? Beastly and Shrieky attempt to kidnap the Care Bears and take their ship. They achieved the former, but were utterly unprepared for the latter. Seems a bit sloppy. Should not they have thought of that before stowing away? A small alien ate all their food, and they blamed the pig. That is fucking racist! (Feel free to offer examples of how "Star Trek" was sexist and racist)

As an update to my previous post, I am proud to say that even my wife's doctor thinks Caillou is a faggot.  I heard a rumor recent that Caillou had cancer. My eyes lit up.  I swear to you,  I said "That's awesome!" in front of my manager when I heard that. That is how much I hate Caillou.