Today's rant: state same-sex marriage bans unconstitutional

Celebrate marriage equality!  Watch lesbian porn!

I often wonder what types of clothes alien cultures are accustomed to. I speculate that there is an alien culture that wears neckties around their genitals.

today's rant: charleston

I live one town over from Lexington, SC, where the church shooter is from. For those unaware, it takes 2 hours to drive from there to Charleston. That is a long time to brood. I don't have that kind of free time. If I did, I'd find something constructive to do. 

I believe in the spirit of the 8th Amendment against cruel and unusual punishment. I do not think anyone should pay fines disproportionate to their crimes. However, I think we can allow some room for torture in the case of first degree murder. The first thing that comes to mind is the opening scene of "Quantum of Solace" where James Bond is strapped naked to a wicker chair with the seat mesh missing and being flogged in the testicles with an overly long slapjack. 

I love that a bunch of white people narced on him. Fuck him.

today's rant: perfect game

the only reason the title is called "perfect game" is because my last post was my 300th.  who can fucking believe that i have the patience to sit down and get this shit out of my head three hundred times?

um, i am not a specialist in anything to do with the NAACP.  therefore, one way on the other i don't care.  don't even bring it up to me.  i don't care who the bitch is.  i don't care what she thinks she is.  if you talk about it to me, i will tune it out and start thinking about how jenna jameson is converting to judaism.  believe it or not, that is more relevant news to me.  same goes for caitlyn jenner and the entire kardashian family.  i don't care.  you shouldn't either.

i'm back in new york for a week for vacation.  jesus christ, i have missed toasted NY bagels.  i saw "avenue Q" for the first time last night.  bless those puppets.

i have a serious question and i am looking for the answer.  why the FUCK do top 40 radio stations STILL FUCKING PLAY "i'll be missing you" by puff diddy daddy farty licky piffy party and "all the small things" by blink-182?  i mean holy shit!  one of those songs is now old enough to fuck without having to worry about the age of consent!