I think there should be two types of handicapped parking in parking lots across america. firstly, there should be the spots closest to the main doors of buildings for the elderly, people with walkers, people with crutches, and so forth. secondly, there should be spots as far away from any doors as possible for the morbidly obese fat fuckers who can only get around using one of those ride along scooters you see commercials for during "the price is right". come to think of it, they should be forced to give up the scooters and deal with a good ol' fashioned wheelchair. make 'em work off some of that gelatin from their arms. that way, they can exercise and aspire to one day not be forced to park there anymore. i'm not knocking people who don't fit into roller coasters. at least they can walk up to the ride. i'm talking about people who can't walk by themselves because of morbid obesity. this is coming from a guy who is a step or two away from shopping in the "big and tall" section.
no. today is not the day that doc brown and marty mcfly traveled to in "back to the future: part 2". if you think that, then you have just shamed yourself by forgetting part of one of the best movie series' ever. you should stick your head into a mr. fusion.
