the psychosis of WBLI is a downward spiral of epic proportions. tonight, i present to you chapter 3 of "laser hair removal & you". their radio ad this morning began with them talking about puff p diddy daddy farty licky piffy party's crotch. i shit you not. the psych patients on BLI said that diddy liked to get bikini waxes. let's pause before we continue talking about the rest of the commercial. i have some seriously fucked up thoughts in my head, but i would never consider starting an advertisement of any kind by talking about diddy's diddle area. for a man who sponsors proactive to take care of his acne, the last thing i need to think about his acne-ridden twig and giggle berries.
so in light of hearing about seany boy's bikini waxes, WBLI decided to appease their laser hair removal sponsor by suggesting that maybe diddy should get his "area" treated with laser hair removal instead of ripping his pubes off with fly paper. i suppose that the goal of this particular laser hair commercial was to convince guys in general to go. my fellow males, who among you would consciously make the decision to have a laser ANYWHERE near your penis? raise your hands so we know who you are.
wbli, STOP WITH THE LASER HAIR REMOVAL ADS!!! FUCKING STOP IT, YOU FUCKING MORONS!!! i'm forced to listen to your shit at work, and you make me feel like shutting my desk drawer on my head repeatedly.
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