i truly don't intend to have so many politically-motivated rants. it's just that is what keeps pissing me off from time to time. i should try to have more silly ideas. in an attempt to transition from one to the other, i have a mix of political/silly this time around.
i've given up on the idea of political debates. the human brain was not meant to pay attention to any one thing for that long of time. seriously, after an hour, the mind wanders. so here's what we do. at the final debate, we collect all the candidates from the different parties and sit them down. one at a time, the go into a chair, sit opposite of regis philbin, and play a round of "who wants to be a millionaire". that way, we weed out the stupid people from those actually smart enough to head an elected office. in my opinion, anyone who can't get past $25000 shouldn't get my vote.
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