have you ever had a boss that you just know pulsates with evil? that whenever they approach, the hair on the back of your neck stands up and the feeling of the environment changes around? i have one of those bosses. my boss is so evil, whenever he walks toward my department, the radio that is playing becomes static. that's pretty fucking evil: he has the ability to distort electromagnetic waves. i don't even think kim jong il can do that. at least the radio static is an adequate warning that he is approaching.
if you ever find a bug on the windshield of your car, play a game. see how fast you can go before the bug flies off. i find that with ants, it's 30 mph, so there isn't much fun there. with spiders, you can have fun on the highway. they hang on until about 80 mph. then they're gone. bye bye!
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