yankee stadium is dead. let's bury it, sing "amazing grace", and move on.
people should learn new things all the time. you know what i learned this past weekend? alcohol and moving platforms don't mix with me. the next time i want to gamble, i'll stay on dry land instead of going on a cruise ship. it's embarrassing saying "all-in" with a raspy voice dried out from vomit and stomach acid.
my solution to fix the country's economy: the feds should invest in illegal drugs. they should confiscate them, sell them, then confiscate them all over again. it's like recycling. but honestly, why the fuck would i want my tax dollars to help some financial institutions who fucked up royally for themselves? fuck 'em.
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