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Monday, January 9, 2012

today's rant: sorry it's been so long, originally 9/5/09

spoilers for the new "hannah montana" movie, from the producers of the "Law & Order" franchise:  ok, the idea has been vetoed.  just use your imagination and think of any SVU episode you've ever watched.  at the end of the movie, her friends come to the courthouse to hear the verdict.  when it's read "not guilty", they kill the culprit out of revenge.  benson and stabler say some wity like "they're not little kids anymore" or something, fade to black, and roll credits.

you know what the funniest thing in the world is?  sitting at applebees while there's a mom and daughter sitting across from you.  the little kid is up and dancing to the song on the jukebox, which so happens to be "right round" by flo rida.  she's pointing down at the line "when you go down, when you go down down".  you're laughing your ass off because she really has no idea what the lyrics mean.

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