watching the state of the union address is like going to the movies. there's nothing else to do, the whole thing starts 15 minutes late, and there's always some asshole who interrupts if you're trying to pay attention.
get ready for standing and clapping for no reason after every sentence, same ol' partisan politics, and over-usage of the phrase "the american people" because everyone, EVERYONE, democrat or republican, honestly believes that they know what "the american people" want. that's a bullshit taco with extra hot sauce (taco bell calls it the volcano taco).
i got engraved beer mugs for the guys in my bridal party. when my future father-in-law commented to barbara that i should've gotten pocket watches, i said "what am i, a train conductor? am i clocking a kenyan sprinter getting ready for the olympics?" a pocket watch? what the fuck and i going to do with a pocket watch? i have a watch, a phone, a laptop, a PC, a car radio, an oven, a microwave, and three cable boxes to tell me what time it is. i'm good.
why does john boehner look so uncomfortable listening to obama speak? it looks like he needs some prep-H or he's getting ready to unleash those eleven volcano tacos he ate.
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