barbara is working at a sweet 16 party tonight at the local knights of columbus hall. the theme of the party is "neverland ranch". what...the...fuck?! how sick are you to have "neverland ranch" as the theme for a party for anyone under the age of 18? it's insane! is the kid one of the ones who were molested? what parent would allow this? if i had cardboard effigies of michael jackson thrown around a room, i would burn those motherfuckers in a large pile in the middle of the dance floor. that is some scary shit.
the kid is 16. all her life, michael jackson was a freak. she was born right around the first molestation accusation. oooh, happy birthday!
i always thought the worst case scenario for a sweet 16 party was a hannah montana or jonas brothers theme. jesus christ, was i wrong. with hannah montana or the jonas brothers, it's on a certain level of queermo that adults usually avoid. with michael jackson, holy shit, that's the upper echelon of queermo. it's downright intolerable. parents will awake tomorrow morning from nightmares of michael jackson chasing them to the edge of a cliff doing his little thriller march wearing a cap'n crunch outfit. we're just getting over burying him 8 months after he died, now you're bringing him back again?! how the fuck were you raised?! i hope bubbles the monkey gets a "28 days later" virus and bites you, you sickos.
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