watch this video at 8 seconds. ladies, has this ever happened to you?
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that was a rhetorical question, i'm not looking for an actual response.
um, just to start out, this is why guys wear boxers. we like our boxers like we like our apartments: plenty of room to move things around and get them exactly where we want them to be. ladies, feel free to go out and buy some. they're comfy. apparently, britney's concert wardrobe doesn't include boxers, or this wouldn't have happened. what masochist told her to wear something that choked her choomba to the point that it was hanging out? her stylist should be fired.
question: why was brit's mic on in the first place? she was lip-syncing one second, then actually using her vocal cords the next. uh, make up your mind. if you're not singing, turn it off. reach back, grab your mic pack, and *click*, done. what are you trying to do, keep up the illusion? stop it. it may work in front of your kids, but we're fucking smarter than that. fix your vag and move on.
i'd hate to be the stage tech to actually help brit with her hanging pussy. bet that wasn't in the job description. how do you fix it? salad tongs? duct tape? how?
so yeah, she's performing on LI. woo hoo. i'm overjoyed. she brought along the pussycat dolls. just.... just fuck it. what kind of an event card is that? i get more action and entertainment watching the "i've fallen and i can't get up" TV ad. we've got a group of girls opening and only one of them really sings, then we have 1 girl headlining, and she doesn't really sing. where is all the money toward sound check going? how long does sound check take collectively for all of them? 2 minutes? i'd take that job if i didn't have so much respect for myself.
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