i'm in a priceless situation. an old boyfriend of barbara's, a fellow from buffalo by the name of mike gallagher, likes to spend his free time calling his ex's in a fruitless attempt to lose his virginity. his latest escapade was to text barbara during christmas dinner while he himself was having christmas dinner. i know this because when i tried to call him back on barbara's cell and he didn't pick up, he texted "Im eating dinner...call me later". later, barbara texted him asking to delete her # from his phone. he replied "So why should i erase ur number?"
i called him shortly after on her cell. when he picked up, i said "you are such a fucking pussy." at which point, he hung up. being the pussy that he is, he did not pick up his phone again, so i left him a voicemail. he texts back saying "real mature".
it is at this point i started wondering why he couldn't develop the back bone to actually have a screaming match with me. barbara reminds me that he used to have an undecended testicle and now can not have children (thank god). so i text back to him "No wonder u dont have the balls 2 call, theyre undecended".
his reply: "Hey thats not funny...how the fuck do u know my medical history...u reading my dosier?" perfect response, pussball. you really showed me.
having him on the defensive right now and completely emasculated, i may just leave it right there.
update 12/29:
well, it turns out that he wasn't finished. after i initially posted this, he facebook messaged barbara implying that i don't trust her because i look at her text messages. i replied back saying "not only does barbara show me your texts to her, but she also let's me use her facebook account. get off your game of texting you ex's trying to get them to pop your cherry. thank god you can't have kids."
his response: "NOW YOUR DONE!"
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