this saturday is stony brook's homecoming game. yes, i'm going. want to know why? i want to see the football team lose. put simply, they suck. if the stony brook seawolves football team were an ice cream flavor, they would be "suckolate chip cookie blow". they have 1 win and 5 losses, and they've scored fewer and fewer points in each game. they've gone from 42 --> 20 --> 13 --> 7 --> 3 --> 0. i'm excited to go to this weekend's game because there is a legitimate possibility that they will score negative points. they have no place else to go.
what the fuck is a seawolf? after 5 years of attending SB, i still don't know. all i know is that the mascot has a hand coming out of it's ass
i'm dead serious when i say the following: the stony brook cheerleaders and dance team are exceptionally more athletic than the football team. they do stuff the football team couldn't get right if they had all year to practice. for that, i say kudos to them.
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