on august 18th, a female dj in the morning was giving a radio commercial. she said her "friend" mentioned to her that women get a brazilian wax before giving birth. i put "friend" in quotations because i don't believe the person exists. i know i would never talk about waxing my pubes to my best friend. as a matter of fact, there would be absolutely no conversation about pubic hair at any point in our lives. no. never. my penis is my business, and i don't need to know about yours. have a forest grow down there, i don't care what you do. all i want is that there are no stray curly hairs on the toilet seat. ok, i've spent way too much time talking about pubes. let's continue.
the dj also said that her sister-in-law gave birth early and had not gotten a brazilian wax before hand. she said that her sister-in-law was very upset while she was in labor because she hadn't gotten the waxing done. this commercial is from the same radio station that advertises "mommy makeovers", "laser hair removal", and "tummy tucks for men". out of all those commercials, this one has to be the most disturbing and superficial. how dare you prey on a person's insecurities like that. i will find you, make you eat jar after jar of mayo, and make you go though the same exact surgeries that you're advertising.
what woman in her right goddamn mind would worry about how trimmed her cooter is when they're in extreme agony and stress during childbirth? i'm sure the baby doesn't mind. all that kid is thinking about is "why is this cord getting in my way?" and "give me a bath, i'm covered in ooze" is that really what is going to make a woman upset during childbirth? not getting waxed. that's not upset. what's upsetting is having the doctor cut a little too much off during the circumcision and ending up with a daughter instead of a son. that's upsetting.
today, thankfully, the goddamn morning show idiots were not on because they got an early vacation. however, they played reruns. during one, the straight guy on the show said that it would be cool to strangle a goat just to know what if felt like to kill something. i am not making this up. if i tried hard enough, i might be able to think of it, but no. he wants to strangle a goat. red flag, red flag. i guarantee that within the next 10 years, he will be prosecuted for some kind of violent crime. and i thought the screaming, semi-autistic gay guy had emotional problems. i was wrong, wasn't i?
maybe i'll make this a regular topic. good material is hard to come by.
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