i heard this week (not of my own volition) that shia labeouf is going to star as michael douglas' protege in the sequal to "wall street". note: it's at this point that i realize the retardation of trying to spell his last name over and over again, so from this point forward, i'm just going to call him shia. for a guy whose made some nice buck, i'd hate for him to be typecasted as the young protege in most of his roles. he was already (spoiler alert) indiana jones' son, now he's michael douglas' wall street wannabe. but this got me thinking: what if this was his schtick? what if every movie he was in was in a sidekick role? with that query, i present to you shia's future imdb page:
dirty dancing 2: the greasy pole (for the brokeback mountain fans)
the dark knight and the boy wonder (i'm not talking chris o'connell robin, i'm talking burt ward robin, rocking the skimpy boy skirt and green panties)
what about pirates of the carribean 4? there's talk about producing it, he could be jack sparrows kid or (spoiler alert) will turner's kid.
matrix 4: the new neo. hey, morpheus has gotta teach someone new, doesn't he?
clerks 3: training day
any others?
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