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Thursday, January 12, 2012

today's rant: what i've learned in 2010, originally 12/27/10

i've learned that if PLX really wanted to keep me as an employee, they would've given me a decent raise a long time ago.
i've learned what a snooki is.  oh, who am i kidding, i have not!  all i know is snooki want smoosh smoosh.
i've learned that i don't have time to do these rants on a regular basis anymore.
i've learned that this new myspace sucks shit.
i've learned how much i don't care when network tv channels cut their programming.
i now know how uptight people still are about muslims.  a mosque is a mosque.  it is not a jihad recruiting center, no matter what NY representative peter king thinks.
i've learned that new york has no money.  i'm not sure it ever had money.
i've learned that winning radio prizes is a nice way of having little perks that you don't have to claim on your taxes.
i have learned that drinking can make me start driving on the wrong side of the highway.
i've learned that "idol" is no longer watchable.
i've learned that brett favre and xtina aguilera should probably hang up their gloves.
i've learned what beiber fever is.  thankfully, i got immunized back when i got my cootie shot in 1st grade.
i've learned how much a wedding kinda costs.  i say kinda 'cause i'm working with a budget and we've stayed in it so far.
i've learned that when you need kanye the most, he's not around.  f you, taylor swift.  you suck.
speaking of sucking, i've learned that the giants can't get back to where they were 3 years ago.  first strahan retired, then plaxy shot himself.  i'll be paying more attention to the jets next year.

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