what does a song say about the artist?
jordin sparks - one step at a time: nobody wants to fuck me
rihanna - disturbia: this movie missed out big time on a good soundtrack
pink - so what?: i'm still trying to forget that i started as a hip-hop chick
justin - cry me a river: i miss you britney!
- sexyback: i'll sing like my head is in a toilet
- my love?: i'll sing like a little girl
leona lewis - bleeding love: really? jesse mccartney wrote this song? really?
- better in time: take that jordin sparks! i rock the idol!
miley cyrus - see you again: disney writes my dumb songs
chris brown - forever: i love gum
britney - piece of me: i need to sell myself because no one buys my music. have a piece of me, please!
??? - "take a look at my girlfriend": i wish people would stop replacing the word "girlfriend" with "penis"
metrostation - "shake it": i like to see butts bounce
sean puffy diddy daddy farty licky piffy party - "i'll be missing you": not even the death of my best friend will stop me from using other people's music because i have no original ideas of my own
coldplay - viva la vida: why does k-rock play me?
lumidee - uh-oh: anyone remember me? hello?
i heard a new penis enlargement radio commercial today. this bitch on the radio promised to make a guy "thick and wide". apparently this woman has never seen a penis before in her life. lady, in simple geometry, we're dealing with a cylinder. a cylinder has only two dimensions: length and radius. for the purposes of your commercial, let's double the radius and get diameter. i don't know where she learned her shapes, but when dealing with a penis/cylinder, "thick" and "wide" mean exactly the same as "diameter". maybe in her mind, penises have more than 2 dimensions. maybe they're cubic in her imagination. wouldn't it get pointy then when using it? i'd think the girl would get pissed looking at a cubic penis.
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