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Monday, January 9, 2012

today's rant: on vaca, originally 7/6/09

in a days inn in florida right now.  gonna go on a cruise later today and won't be back until friday.  why is it that they specifically engineer motel towels so that it is physically impossible to get dry after a shower?

driving down yesterday, i saw a pickup truck w/ florida plates covered in flag/eagle paraphernalia along with a 9/11 sticker with the world trade center as the 11.  um, no.  you live in florida.  the terrorists don't want to kill you.  you're already infested with the evil known as disney.  don't use something that happened 1200 miles away to further your self-purported patriotism.  you're a douche.

i've never seen so many abortion billboards in my life than driving down i-95 in florida. 

georgia peaches are AWESOME!!!

i don't care about the michael jackson updates.  just let me know the final autopsy results when they come.  i don't care about the speculation.  the only thing i want to know is why a possible pedophile is getting so much praise post-mortum.  ike turner never got this reaction.

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