today's rant: long time, originally 5/2/10

jesus, it's been a long time.

dunkin donuts + bailey's irish cream = drunkin donuts.

despite my dislike for new jersey as a state (particularly the smell), my 1-day excursion to southern new jersey back in march yielded one positive that i did not know still existed.  as it turns out, south jersey has a semi-decent rock radio station.  all throughout driving around one friday night into the next morning, i found myself saying "oh, p.o.d.  i haven't heard them in a long time" or "oh, seether.  i haven't heard them in a long time" or "oh, incubus.  i haven't heard them in a long time".  tri-state area, take notice!  this is a big reason why i fucking hate every radio station that i'm in range of.  they play the exact same shit day in and day out.  would it really hurt to play incubus more often?

and for the love of god, WHY IS NSYNC STILL ON THE RADIO?!?!?!  why bother dusting off an 11-year-old cd?  fuck you, WMJC.  that is the last thing that office workers in their mid-40s want to hear during their lunch break.  you had it right with the all-80s lunch hour.  what made you turn it into an all dance "cardio bistro" hour?  what the fuck is that?!  "cardio bistro" sounds like a special diet menu i would find at p.f. chang's.

hey kids, if you don't want to be cyber-bullied, STAY OFF THE FUCKING INTERNET!  if you are under the age of 17, you shouldn't have a cell phone, you shouldn't have a facebook account, you shouldn't have a twitter account, and you shouldn't have a myspace account (by the by, myspace is essentially useless now.  i only use it to write this shit because i don't need all of my former high school acquaintances over on facebook boring me with their pointless bullshit replies to what i write about).  this is why facebook should have never left the dorm room.  when it first came out, we in college knew how to use it correctly and responsibly.  now that everyone has it, the shit is out of control.  when did we turn from having facebook groups devoted to fans of red lobster cheddar bay biscuits to having groups solely for the purpose of bashing particular 14-year-olds?  if you're under 17, get offline.  get a real hobby.