ok, odd question: what celebrities would you absolutely NOT have sex with?
off the top of my head, i can think of two major ones. number 1, paris hilton. don't care that she had a sex tape. i wouldn't touch her with a ten-foot dick. reason: if i would were to fuck her, i would by proxy be fucking half of los angeles... and a backstreet boy. anyone remember that? she fucked a backstreet boy. not one of the "badass" poser ones, either. the squealy-voiced one. i don't want that dripping from me.
number 2: pam anderson. as soon as she got hep C, she became barren land and used goods to me.
other than that, definitely no britney. she's cuckoo for cocoa puffs. no fergie, either. she peed herself. i don't care what anyone says, she peed herself.
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