goddamn, it has been a while.
first and foremost, the new a cappella group fell apart. jesus titty-fucking christ. i'm sad and pissed at the same time, but at least i can claim that the debacle was not my fault.
have you heard advertisements on the radio for plastic surgeons? some are for "the mommy makeover" or tummy tucks for men. ladies, explain this to me... have you ever reached the point after the physical anguish you put your bodies through after giving birth that you feel the need to have some guy who must drive in business from a radio commercial to put your body through further physical torment and recovery? if you have, i think you need some psychiatric care. save your money for more important things, like diapers and baby food. gentlemen, if you're thinking about a tummy tuck...FUCK YOU, YOU IDIOTS!
should eddie murphy stop making comedies? we need another eddie murphy shitfest like we need another ben stiller/owen wilson movie. thank god owen wilson tried to kill himself and dropped out of "tropical thunder".
about 2 months ago, i wrote about how my grandma got kicked out of her church club because she forgot to watch a video about not molesting kids. well, since i'm in a theater group now that rehearses in a church, i had to watch that video. i must tell you, from hearing the heart-wrenching stories of sex abuse victims and the spine-tingling words of pedophiles, that has got to be....one of the most hilarious videos i have ever seen. what would've made it more fun was if the kids who were abused didn't talk into the camera after their parents and therapists (that's therapists, not the rapists) have coached them on what to say.
do i have to reiterate that 99% of everything i write is complete and utter bullshit?
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