i want to get these out as soon as possible just so people can tell me that it's too soon. for michael jackson, it is never too soon. his entire life was a joke. by all logic, that would make his death the punchline.
i wonder if his pallbearers will moonwalk his casket down the stairs of the church.
who gets bubbles?
i feel bad for the guy doing the autopsy. every five minutes, i bet he goes "what the fuck is that?"
WWE did a tribute to chris benoit showing his greatest wrestling matches a day before they found out he murdered his 2nd wife, their kid, and hanged himself. now i'm hearing marathons on the radio from a supposed pedophile. how are the two different? (besides the obvious "they couldn't prove it")
what is in his refrigerator? i want to know because when anna nicole smith died, that's all that mattered to the media. so come on, what's in his refrigerator?
hey autopsy guy, if his skin's white, what color are his organs?
p.s., i forgot what strep throat felt like. thanks for reminding me, barbara. just don't give me your cough too because i remember what that feels like.
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