now, how fucking stupid do you have to be to run 26.2 miles in 90 degree weather? what the fuck? was your headband on too tight? was it your speedo? i know how people can get fucked up in the head when blood is cut off from your nuts. add weather that even put an eskimo in heat, and you're fucked 4 ways from thursday. i heard a person complaining on the news on how there should've been more water stops along the run. fuck you. what the fuck we're you doing outside? it's columbus day and you should be at the mall or at sleepy's, the mattress professionals, for their annual columbus day sale. if you had a real life, you'd be at work earning time and a half. that way, you can get the damn air conditioner in your car fixed so you wouldn't have to be running around in 90 degree weather in skin tight athletic apparel that would make even ned flanders blush.
someone stole my trash can sometime between last night and this morning. jesus christ. how sad is your life that you can't cough up the cash at a home depot and buy your own? what the fuck is your problem? why do you want my old soda cans, beer bottles, and food scrapings? you even took the small can that didn't have wheels! you had to drag that thing home, you stupid mother fucker!!! if you wanted my refuse so much, i'd be happy to go to your house, knock you in the head with a tire iron, and shit in your gaping mouth. that way, you'd have it straight from the source and everyone would be happy.
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