as i was walking back to my apartment, i slipped on some ice on my landlord's driveway right as he was pulling in. i hope he saw it, because it was funny as fuck. flat sneakers plus ice make for some funny contortions of the human body before pain ensues from falling down. however, this time around, as i was falling, i somehow got my momentum moving forward and got grip of my landlord's work van to break my fall.
there is a sign at my current workplace that says "fire extinguisher" with an arrow pointing down. i looked down below the sign and saw a bottle of water. it was one of those giant bottles with only a 3 inch hole at the top for the water to leave for those water dispensers you find at offices. i felt so safe that if there was a fucking fire tearing through the office with all the different chemicals we have that big fucking bottle of water with only the 3 inch hole to save everyone's lives.
i want a new job.
gonna see rockapella again tomorrow night, holiday show.
btw, i told you imus would be back on radio.
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