all hail emperor colbert.
my temp work is drying up faster than britney spears' vagina. the folks at the asbestos lab told me to go home until they call me. need money. more importantly, need a good job that can get my foot into the door of a steady career. until then, i'm a bum. i'm a fugly, broke bum. ok, not exactly broke, 'cause i got some money saved up, but still fugly.
why is it that when looking for entry-level jobs, they want some relevant experience? i don't have any. that's why i want an entry-level job. am i insane?
i love sudoku.
i think all the presidential hopefuls should get a 1 hour special on tv. like on "in the actor's studio", they should all get asked the same questions. then, there should be a civilian panel, or jury if you will, taken from all walks of life. if they don't understand the candidates' response, they push a button that is connected to the electrodes taped to the candidates' genitals. imagine the look on hilary's face knowing that she has alligator clips clamped down on her labia lips and worrying that she could get 5000 volts right to the cooter if she isn't clear on her responses. with the amount of candidates there are for either party and the independents, this could run all the way to the primaries. ca-ching for whatever network airs it. my opinion? PBS. they'll have to change the acronym's meaning to "Pubes Brutally Shocked". why PBS? no commercials and i guarantee that people will be willing to call in and contribute to PBS if they show something that entertaining. "this episode of 'candidate shock-fest' is made possible by the letter J and viewers like you." move over, sesame street.
i'm proud of that last one. a lot of it was just made up on a whim. you should try it sometime. go giants!
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