today's rant: why me? originally 7/26/07

as long as you're receiving spam myspace messages and fake friend requests, you might as well practice your sarcasm and ability to curse out people.  chances are that they won't respond. so why not go all out?  let those creative juices flow.  if someone wants you to sign up for an adult dating website, just tell them that you'd rather hit them in the face with a baseball bat.  better yet, come up with your own.  i know you can think of something better.  i sincerely believe that there is no one on the other end of the messages and that it's just a computer, so don't be afraid of a response.  besides, it's either vent your aggression this way or wait until your pet rubs up against your leg and kick it out the window out of impulse.