the radio at work has been playing christmas songs non-stop, with the occasional adam sandler hanukkah song. i’ve come to understand that "rudolph the red nosed reindeer" is a horrible, horrible song. it’s not suitable for children.
"you know dasher and dancer and prancer, that fruitcake, and blitzen.....and all that bullshit.....but do you recall the most famous reindeer of all?"
if he’s the most famous reindeer, why would you ask if i can recall him? of course, you jerkoff. you think i’m stupid, don’t you? well fuck you.
"rudolph the red nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose" probably from all the cocaine he’s been sniffing. that is a message we want to send our kids, isn’t it? fuck you, rudy, you strung out retard deer.
"all of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names." that’s workplace harassment. that’s racism. no one should have to endure that, even a junkie reindeer.
"then one foggy x-mas eve, santa came to say..." hey rudy, the feds are up my ass about affirmative action, and you’ve taken enough coke to keep you twitching til next x-mas. wanna lead up front? imagine that ride. they’d probably have to stop off in colombia for rudolph to get a pick-me-up.
"then how the reindeer loved him..." because they’re just kissing santa’s jolly, fat ass. fucking flipfloppers.
on a random note, i want to see obama vs. guiliani next year. go giants.
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