uh, ok. it's been a week. what the fuck can i say that's funny?
if you're going to a haunted house with your family, the ones where you have to pay admission, be sure to make your mom walk in first. not only does it make you feel better about yourself, but the noises that come out of her mouth are fucking hysterical. they are so fucked up, that the guys dressed up like goblins and clowns and fucking monkeys will mimic her sounds. f'n a. add "being a punchline" to your resume, mom, 'cause those screams were a fucking joke.
i'm watching "king kong" on one of the hbo channels right now. kong fought 4 t-rexes. four. you know how he won? big fucking forearms and opposable thumbs. these t-rexes were on that island breeding and fucking each other for millions upon millions of years and evolution really didn't do shit for them. at the very least, they could've gotten a third testicle. but no. no evolutionary movements whatsoever. look at them and us. dinosaurs had a fucking head start in the evolutionary race, and all they did was sit back and masturbate for 170 million years with those little fucking arms. fuck you, t-rexes of the movie "king kong". fuck you and your fucking mothers.
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