michael jackson is on the cover of ebony magazine. anyone else see something wrong with that? i know stephen colbert won't see anything wrong with it because he claims to be "color blind". unfortunately... i have eyes. they are shitty eyes hiding behind strong glasses, but i can still see that something is askew.
i guarantee that dog the bounty hunter will be more famous for his comments about his son's girlfriend than his television show. i never gave two thoughts about him, except for eric cartman's portrayal of him in last season's "south park" until his tirade was in the news. speaking of south park, doggy fett the bounty hunter can join randy marsh and michael richards as another n-word-guy (no, i'm not going to say it. i'm not that fucking stupid. there is absolutely no context in which i can cay it that doesn't spew negativity.)
the psychotic wife of the psychotic westboro baptist church leader has to be the ugliest bitch i've ever seen. burn victims have more sexual appeal than her. even a blind man wouldn't go near her. i'd think she'd try to make up for her phsyical inadequacies by excelling in something else. let's face it, i'm no looker either. you wouldn't believe how surprised i was to find out that some women (emphasis on "some") are sexually attracted to me. don't be misled, i am not tooting my horn. they are few and far between. let's just say it's been a while. but jesus christ, i try to make up for it. i try to be a nice guy. i'm softspoken. i hold doors open for people. this bitch... she makes up for her fugliness by claiming on national TV that american soldiers die because of homosexuals living in the US. ...you can see the connection there. i'd love to see the flow chart that explains this. i could go on about her all night, but i'd get a brain hemorrhage from how angry i'd get just by thinking about her and her fucked up family. why don't they just live in iran, where ahmadeni-ramalama-ding-dong, or whatever the fuck his name is, claims there are no homosexuals? i'm sure they'd fit right in. just the same way i suggested taking iran's president to an NYC kosher deli, we should take this "church" to fire island and see how long they'd last. should be entertaining to say the least.
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