what applications do you have? the correct answer is "none". any other answer, and you are one sad, sad little person. who needs a calendar application? do you? seriously, aside from the one hanging in your bedroom, the one you can get by double-clicking the time in the lower right-hand corner of your windows screen, and your cell phone, do you really need to go to facebook to see a calendar? how fucked up is your perception of time? top friends? that's a horrible thing to have. that means that one of your friends can consider you not one of their "top friends". that's a shitty feeling, ain't it? if your social life depends on what you see on a website that has progressively degraded itself to the 7th circle of hell, by all means, you belong in that same hell.
facebook applications coming soon,,,
iFuck: list down all your friends that you've had sex with and see who your friends have had sex with. six degrees of kevin bacon meets ron jeremy. optional add-on: the STD web. instant notification if anyone within any degree of separation passed on an STD to the person who fucked the person who fucked the person who fucked the person who fucked the person who fucked your ex. now you have one more reason to key their car.
allergens: list down everything that you're allergic to. doesn't that sound like fun?
what's your penis size?: essentially, if you don't have the application, it is implied you have a small penis.
what carmen sandiego henchmen are you?: i forget them, so figure it out for yourself.
differential calculus question of the day: how else are you supposed to keep up with math during summer vacation?
life's little instruction ebook: number 1, bake a warm apple pie. number 2, leave a quarter in the charity jar at 7-11. number 3, be polite and ask before performing anal.
i move out on sunday. fuck yeah!
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