today's rant: the dynamic duo, originally 6/24/07

apparantly, nicole richie is pregnant.  let's weigh the positives and the negatives.  on the one hand, congratulations.  on the other hand, if her kid gets fetal alcohol syndrome, i will not be surprised.  also, this world does not need another socialite born into a rich family with bad upbringing.  ms. richie, do yourself a favor and lock the kid up in a low-to-middle class income family so that your kid can be brought up right.  make sure that the family doesn't have cable television or an internet connection.  do you really want all of your exploits and the exploits of the people you are associated with known to your child? (first, you must have shame, and i'm not sure if you do or not)

who wants to start a pool for how long it will take for paris hilton to get back in trouble with the law?  personally, i'm not buying this whole "learned the error or my ways" "new-found appreciation for life" "forget the past" bullshit that i've heard her spewing out her ass.