you can't help but feel sorry for actors who take a gig that smells like a dead fart.
jessica alba, "honey". i just felt sorry for her. i like the fact that i could see her shake it, but i can also see that in "sin city" and be wowwed at the same time.
natalie portman, "phantom menace" and "attack of the clones". one of my personal favorite actresses. for the love of god, she can cry on queue. that's fucking talent. too bad she was placed besides jar jar binks and hayden christensen.
brad pitt, "ocean's twelve". jesus christ, and they're making an "ocean's thirteen". the sequel had absolutely nothing that the first movie had besides the cast members. maybe the author of fight club can write a sequel so we can see tyler durden again.
every actor you can think of, "mars attacks". this might have worked in the 60s, but no. not now. not anytime ever again. i was 12 when this came out and i knew it was a piece of shit.
johnny depp, "once upon a time in mexico". captain jack sparrow + zorro + the green goblin + marv = confusing as hell.
i could go off on bad movies, but there isn't enough caffinee in NY to list down everything. i may be able to do "when good videos happen to bad songs", but i can't think of much besided "toxic" from brit. spears or any video where the chick from black eyed peas is shaking her ass. with those vids, you don't even need to hear the music, just put it on mute and let the imagination go wild.
in other news, it's too fucking cold. you want to know how cold it is? go outside for 2 minutes and try talking without saying "fuck" or "cold" or some synonym of "cold".
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