if anyone reading this is not from new york (assuming any one reads this at all), let me tell you the story of alan hevesi. he is ny state's comptroller. for most people, that doesn't mean jack shit. for me, that means that he's the asshole that signs my paychecks. since i tutor at a state school, technically i'm a state employee. yippie.
anyshitz, this past election, he was involved in a money scandal. he used a part of the state's budget to pay for someone to drive his invalid wife around. yes, he used tax money. when news broke out about this, he got on TV and begged for forgiveness and begged for people to still re-elect him. if he offered me to dress like marilyn monroe and blow marines at $10 a pop, i still wouldn't've voted for him (hey, i used a double contraction!). so election day passed as we all expected, he was....re-elected?! are you fucking kidding me? did all of the old people decide "oh, he's so sorry, i feel bad for him. you can have your job back, mr. alan. roll that mother fucking wife of yours around town. hell, but some rockets on her wheelchair." i still have to see his goddamn insigna on my paychecks? fuck!
oh, the story doesn't stop there, boys and girls. being a smart person, hevesi hired a lawyer to prepare for the legal ramifications of ripping ny state off, but now he's in another scandal. like a person with alzheimer's, he forgot his lesson. he used state tax money to pay for his lawyer. let me sum it up for you. he used taxpayer's money to hire a lawyer because he used taxpayer's money to hire a driver for his wife. *bangs head against the wall* i sincerely hope that the first action that our new governor takes is to fire him before hevesi decides to take his frustrations out by using taxpayer money to pay for a prostitute.
you want to know why new york state has the highest taxes in the country? this asshole.
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