i've been too fucking busy lately. i have a lab report due tomorrow, and i only have 2 pages done. i know i traditionally wait til the last minute to do shit like that, but this is different. at this point, i usually have 6-8 pages done and i typically wake up early tuesday to put the finishing touches on it. but recently, i've had no goddamn time. i was so stupid going in to work this weekend, but fuck, i need the money. that's the consequence: if you want money, you have to sacrifice your study time. son of a bitch!
it just hit me last week that i'm gonna turn 23 next month. jesus christ, where the fuck have i been? what sucks is that it's not even a milestone. it just reminds me that i've got another two years before my car insurance rate goes down. yippie. happy happy joy joy.
random thought: i wonder if they have mr. softee trucks in australia. since it's summer down there right about now, would they break out the ice cream trucks?
i'm not a big fan of drama. i'm not talking about the genre of TV and film, i mean real-life drama. i look at it, i laugh a bit, but then i get a twitching sensation in my bunghole when i think about how stupid it all seems from a neutral perspective. case and point, the USG: university student government. they actually have political parties and corruption in the USG. in the past, there have been death threats, acts of vandalism, hostile takeovers, and fights. it looks like a bad MTV show...which is the same as any MTV show. and they wonder why students don't care so much about the USG. let me give you some rough numbers. last year, i think about 2400 or so students voted in student elections. this year, about 160 students voted. if you lose that much fan-base, stop complaining like a little bitch and do something about it. namely: QUIT!!! who gives a flying fuck?! truly, who amongst you is going to look back on this time in your lives and smile without stapling your cheeks back?
if there's only one thing i've been taught that applies to the real world, it's that we as a people function very well without a leader (lewis black). when bill clinton was getting a blow job, he lost all respect as a leader. in that time, the dow jones surpassed 11000. then we got bush trying to act like a leader from 2001 to roughly 2004. in 2004, he started losing respect as a leader. look at the dow jones now: over 12000. please, USG, disband. get a hobby. take up underwater basket weaving, i really don't care. i'm just sick of hearing all the drama in the school papers. you're like a bunch of high school cheerleaders bitching at each other because you stole each others' boyfriends. do yourself a favor: take a step back, change your tampon, and get a fucking life.
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