did you ever watch v for vendetta? remember near the end where the head chancellor was on TV and everyone watching just shook their heads and stared at him like he had an asshole in the middle of his forehead? that's what i'm feeling right now.
he's said that one mistake of the war was that not enough troops were used at the beginning. whether that's true or not, i don't care. i just think it's amazing that he would actually call it a "mistake". if i ran into him on the street, after i'd slap him in the face, i'd say "uh, george, uh, you should've kept that under wraps." why admit defeat in any form? why did you stop lying to me? it's not interesting anymore. i loved watching you and thinking "i wonder what of he's saying is bullshit." it's no fun anymore when you tell me what your bullshit is.
lewis black has said that he doesn't think we should elect anyone from arkansas president for 100 years. now i think we shouldn't elect born-again christians for another 100 years. don't get me wrong, i have nothing against born-again christians. i just think that the whole "separation of church and state" thing gets skewed when we get a very religious person as a head of state. maybe we should elect charles darwin in 2008. we could put some strings on him and prop him up with a stick like dick clark. even though the stench of his decaying corpse would be horrible, there wouldn't be any faith to get in the way. they'd have to invest heavily in odor eaters, but i wouldn't care.
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