i'm watching "house". they woke this guy up from a 10 year coma in order to get his info on family health history because his son is dying. how do you get this guy caught up on the past 10 years? the pertinent info seems really bleek.
"hey, how ya doing? what? what's gone on in the past ten years? mmm, let's see...uh, george bush's son is president. apparently election day was 4:20 day. the choice was 'strategery' or 'lockbox' and we chose 'strategery'. what else...oh yeah. iraq is the new vietnam.
clinton got a blow job. his wife wants to be president now. gasoline is fucked up. oh yeah, i forgot. the world trade center is gone. we didn't like it anymore, so we're gonna build just one building there instead. you didn't invest in enron, did you? you did? damn.
michael jackson diddled another kid. he looks like latoya jackson now. new jersey is still new york's asshole. coke now comes in a 1.5L bottle. no matter what you hear, marilyn manson is not a woman. besides biggie, tupac is also dead. puff daddy no longer exists. he is now diddy. everyone got to see janet jackson's right boob a few years back. darth vader cried like a baby when his wife died. guess what? you're wife is dead, too!"
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