let's talk about that fucktard doctor who blew up his building in NYC. he died last night while in a chemically-induced coma, and that's bullshit. if you read my rant about kenneth lay, you can see that i prefer that assholes get the punishment they deserve. this guy not suffering as he's dying because of the coma fuckin sucks. the only satisfaction is that he was awake and crying like a bitch when the cops pulled him out of the building with 70% of his body burned
his neighbors were planning on suing the son of a bitch, so now their fucked. i think they should be allowed to piss on the corpse...after the autopsy, of course. they should eat a lot of asparagus, get drunk off their asses, then just cover him in multiple layers of piss. the ex-wife should get the ultimate pleasure of shitting in his mouth before he's buried, cremated, or fed to the pigeons. if he fucked up his marriage to the point that she was given $4 million in the divorce judgement, he deserves to have shit in and around his mouth. if i may borrow a bit of dane cook: as soon as he gets to hell, whoever the head demon is that counts the assholes coming in, he's gonna say "someone shit in his mouth. someone has shit in, about, or around his mouth." that's the only thing you can say if someone shit in his mouth: "someone shit in his mouth."
i don't know what drug bush is taking to make him believe that he lives in his own fantasy world where everything is working out his way. all i know is i want some. yesterday, he said one of the most utterly self-serving, unrealistic things on TV i've ever heard out of someone's mouth. he was talking in front of a group of people with president putin on his left. he was talking about how russia needs to keep up with the democratic reforms that were started in the 90s. this is where it gets loony: he...was...using...iraq...as...an...example. "I talked about my desire to promote institutional change in parts of the world like Iraq where there's a free press and free religion." HE WANTS RUSSIA TO BE MORE LIKE IRAQ?!?! saying that iraq is a shining example of democracy is like saying new orleans is fully recovered after katrina! stop taking ecstasy before you give your speeches, you asshole! your reality is not the same as everyone else's. just because you see the status of iraq now as a success doesn't mean other people do. stop listening to the voices in your head who tell you to do or say things...they aren't real people!
moral of the story...think before you act, whether you're blowing up a building, blowing up an ego, or blowing up a country.
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