since i became a father 9 days ago, i've had the opportunity to expand my vocabulary by leaps and bounds. let me list all of the new exciting words i've learned:
meconium (i encourage everyone who doesn't know what that is to look it up on wikipedia. the picture is truly a sight to see)
swaddler
BPA
effacement
prostaglandin
oxytocin
kangaroo care
jauntis
billirubin (who the fuck is billy rubin and what is he doing to my daughter?)
here's one phrase you don't want to hear anyone say while they're on the toilet: "there's that tuna salad."
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