hd vision aviators. what the fuck. first of all, this commercial for these goddamn sunglasses just emphasizes the stupidity of those low-budget, "yours for only $9.99" commercials you see in between daytime talk shows on network television. the key to the stupidity? the actors in the commercial try the product being sold, then start nodding up and down in approval at how wonderfully the product works. you know, i know, the american people know that these mini-infomercial products are of such poor quality the only way anyone would nod in approval at them would be if they were under mental suggestion by a jedi knight. *waves my fingers* you don't need to buy this bullshit. these aren't the sunglasses you're looking for.
moving on, i hate the tagline. "just like high-definition revolutionized television, hd vision aviators..." i'm gonna stop right there. that's enough. they might as well have said "just like high-definition dvd is a completely dead technology that never even stood a butt-fucking chance in hell, hd vision aviators..." you can tag on any prefix or suffix to your piece of shit; it still smells bad. ten years ago, computer companies added "XP" to everything, despite the fact that they had nothing to do with windows XP. nowadays, it's adding "i" before everything. yesterday, i passed a building on sunrise highway that had a sign that said "iDJnow". are you frickin' kidding me? iDon't give a flying dog turd! (<--that typo was intentional, just to make my point)
i must say, once again, as a republican, the GOP cesspool of presidential contenders is less awe-inspiring than watching turtles fuck. they've had 7 years to find a suitable successor to GWB's clusterfuck of a legacy (4 through GW's 2nd term and 3 through obama's current). THIS IS THE BEST THEY CAN COME UP WITH?!?! first, we've got mitt romney, the kitten-killing son of a bitch that flip flops more than a short order cook at IHOP. next, newt gingrich who can't keep his ted kennedy inflated head inside his pants long enough to stay married to one person. they are followed by rick "homosexuality is a threat to the american people" santorum and ron paul, whose cervix, i mean service, as an gyno is invaluable experience as a washington obstetrition, i mean politian.
i'm saying this now and until november: CLAUS/BUNNY '12!!! why not? they've given more to me in my lifetime than any politician i can think of.
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