2. Tip before coupon.
3. If taking a shit takes t minutes, flush at intervals of t/2 or t/3.
4. 24-hour cable news networks are lying to you. Don't listen.
5. If a college or church has to advertise, don't go there.
6. Be nice to people you work with. Eventually, you'll have to ask them for something.
7. If you can't afford it, don't buy it.
8. Shout profanity.
9. It isn't worth fighting over a parking space. Just take the space, give the middle finger, and go into the store.
10. Bad shit happens to everybody, regardless of good behavior. However, this is not an excuse for bad behavior.
11. When traveling long distances, wash your hands at every stop.
12. If you are involved in a live show, don't eat Taco Bell within a 24-hour time period before a performance.
13. Say "thank you" for small things.
14. Pick the radio contests you try to win carefully. There is at least a 1 month waiting period before you can win the next prize.
11. When traveling long distances, wash your hands at every stop.
12. If you are involved in a live show, don't eat Taco Bell within a 24-hour time period before a performance.
13. Say "thank you" for small things.
14. Pick the radio contests you try to win carefully. There is at least a 1 month waiting period before you can win the next prize.
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