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Wednesday, May 15, 2013

today's rant: bad person burial

right now, i have a really bad stomach virus.  i really shouldn't go further than that.  why would you want to know that?  i don't want to gross you out.  there is no point in telling you good people how my asshole is bubbling green twice an hour.

i read that they buried the dead boston bomber brother in an undisclosed location.  i do not think that is fair.  i think that if someone commits mass murder in a country for PURELY RELIGIOUS OR POLITICAL REASONS (i had to highlight that just to be clear), then we should shame them in death.  i believe that the 28th amendment of the united states constitution should state that the burial site of a person, natural-born citizen or not, who has committed mass murder against americans for purely religious or political reasons should have a monument on their burial state of the statue of liberty wearing a strapon sodomizing the mass murderer with uncle sam holding his head and fucking his mouth.

i am not trying to be ignorant or closed minded.  i'm sure that the united kingdom wouldn't mind a monument of queen elizabeth forcing a dildo-shaped scepter down the throat of the london bus bombers with winston churchill drinking brandy and giving a golden shower at the same time.  it would also be interesting to see a monument of a bull stabbing and bludgeoning the madrid bombers with their horns while members of the spanish inquisition paddle them on the ass with bibles.  hey, if american journalists get beheaded on videotape, i don't think this shaming of actually bad people is asking too much.  fuck 'em.

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