today's rant: deprogramming

the other night, we left our 5-month-old with a friend for babysitting.  while we were out, we got a text that our friend was trying to teach our little girl some choreography.  cute enough.  we also got a text that our girl was listening to "call me maybe".  when we got home, i spent the rest of the night trying to deprogram her.  i didn't care that i had work in the morning.  at one point, i had metallica's "master of puppets" on repeat for about an hour and forty minutes.  i had to hammer that into her skull before she had the opportunity to remember that other song.  i think i got the point through to her.  by the time the sun came up, she was air-guitaring the bridge.  if i play this right, her first word will be "master".  who wouldn't love that?