i have an odd talent. when i'm feeling nauseous, my vomit will stay down until i get near a toilet, not before. beware, this is not a learned behavior. this happens naturally. ever since i was a kid, i have been able to keep it down until i ran to a toilet to let it all out. maybe there is just something about a bathroom and its smell that just pushes my senses over the limit and induces vomiting. side note: how come every time i yack, why do i always have to blow my nose?
it's too bad vince mcmahon really isn't dead. he should do everyone a favor and go play in traffic.
what the motherfuck is with the mets?
fuck the gecko and fuck the cavemen. i will never recognize them as authentic car insurance representatives. they should only represent children's pets and stages of evolution, respectively.
high c's album coming soon.
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