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Monday, January 2, 2012

today's rant: random thoughts, originally 6/13/07

i have an odd talent.  when i'm feeling nauseous, my vomit will stay down until i get near a toilet, not before.  beware, this is not a learned behavior.  this happens naturally.  ever since i was a kid, i have been able to keep it down until i ran to a toilet to let it all out.  maybe there is just something about a bathroom and its smell that just pushes my senses over the limit and induces vomiting.  side note:  how come every time i yack, why do i always have to blow my nose?

it's too bad vince mcmahon really isn't dead.  he should do everyone a favor and go play in traffic.

what the motherfuck is with the mets?

fuck the gecko and fuck the cavemen.  i will never recognize them as authentic car insurance representatives.  they should only represent children's pets and stages of evolution, respectively.

high c's album coming soon.

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