hot as balls today. waiting any day now for the reports of mentally-lapsed senior citizens who didn't bother to turn a fan on in their shithole NY apartment and boiled to death.
according to my retirement fund, my nestegg has made 33 cents since i started it 4 months ago. economic progess at its best. i've found more money laying on the street, with all kinds of germs, gum, and god knows what bodily fluids on the coins. i guess it's one of those things that you have to wait for a really long fucking time in order to see any real progress. it's like watching a tree grow from seedling... which sounds pretty stupid when you think of it.
still want a new job, but who the fuck wants a guy with a physics bachelor's? what the fuck can i do but bitch and moan about how quantum physics is the biggest load of bullshit ever concocted? and i got an A- in it! explain how i can get a good grade in something that people just made the fuck up. if i was a philosophy major, which is the biggest collective lie of them all, i probably would've killed myself long ago. then the philosophy department would've spend a semester pondering the depths and implications of what i did... then i'd rise from the dead, eat their fingers off, then yell at them for not thinking of anything better to do with their lives. (wow, i really went off on that one)
i'm trying to figure out why my brother must play his drums in the house at 9:30 at night. fuck you james. doug, hurry up and get some money so we can get a place together, 'cause i want to get the fuck out of here.
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