i need a shower.
yesterday, i considered ranting while drunk, just to see what would happen. however, there were only 3 beers in the fridge. enough for a buzz, but not enough for what i wanted to accomplish. oh well, it'll be put off for another day.
when is family guy gonna do "something something something dark side"?
here's my idea for a "missed connections" ad on craigslist, m4m. yes, m4m. "i saw you on rte 107 two weeks ago in north massapequa at an intersection where there's a BP station and a church. i was driving in my car with my girlfriend, you were driving a ford f150 from the left into the intersection running a red light. i slammed my breaks a fraction of a second just in time to avoid hitting you, saving my girlfriend's life and my own. you fucking piece of shit. be grateful i didn't hit you, because if there was any life left in me after the hit, i'd use it to make sure that you were in worse condition then i would've been when the ambulance arrived."
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