today's rant: don't "imagine that", originally 6/16/09

eddie murphy, how many times do i fucking have to tell you?  stop making movies.  they are not funny anymore.  do everyone a favor and go back to stand-up comedy.  i'm begging you.  do it for the kids.  guess what?  you know what happened in the last good movie that you were in?  you killed yourself!  in "dreamgirls", you OD'ed.  that's what it takes for one of your movies to be good.  just stop it!  watching you act makes my balls itch.