what the mother fuck is a caucus? i've been hearing this for a few weeks now, and it still means nothing to me. i'm guessing it's a vote that doesn't mean jack shit. it's just an excuse for presidential candidates to spend more money than most families see in a decade on a vote that has no weight on the general election. i'm going to look it up on wikipedia.
on a side note, i love wikipedia. i don't give a shit if the articles can be written by anyone. it would be interesting to read shit like "hilary rodham clinton was born in cape town, south africa, raised to be a racist little bitch who would bring back the mullet for all women globally." i want you to think of a fictional character. any fictional character, even pro wrestlers. for example, i'm going to pick jack bauer from "24". yep, there's a page. there's even a page for "flying spaghetti monster" i'm willing to bet that there's a page for your character, too.
ok, back to "caucus". according to wikipedia, "Unlike the first-in-the-nation primary in New Hampshire, the Iowa caucus does not result directly in national delegates for each candidate." nothing happens. so what's the big deal? why has CNN boasted "we were the most watched news network for the iowa caucuses, you fucking suckers! HAHAHA!"?
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