my employers allow one religious holiday off a year. they automatically give everyone the major holidays off, so i looked on the calendar and there’s only one holiday i can claim.. good friday. kind of a downer when you think about it. i get to celebrate that the romans killed christ. *singing* celebrate good times, c’mon! i can’t claim yom kippur ’cause i’m not one of god’s chosen people. 5 books in the bible wasn’t enough for me. i was however thinking about islam. that way, i can claim the entire month of september for ramadan. "yeah, i can’t come in to work this month. it’s ramadan. see you in october."
happy spring break to my old college friends. lucky bastards. you get an entire week, i get one day.
i won’t be surprised if my mom gives me an easter basket this sunday. she’s slowly approaching the edge of insanity. i’m 24 years old, i don’t live in her house anymore, but chances are that she’ll give me a basket. other symptoms i’m noticing with her is the need to redecorate every room in her house. she put down fresh paint and a new carpet in the room next to hers. the thing is that the room is empty. there is no furniture in the room. it was my bro’s old bedroom up until early last year. she spent money on a room that no one occupies. all i have to say is that she better have a lot of money saved up, because all of it is going towards an old-folks home very soon. no fucking way i’m paying for her senility out of pocket.
rush limbaugh can suck my shit. you know why? because i’m going to put a bunch of oxycodone pills in my feces. he’ll have a blast. christ on a pogo stick. if you’re so unconfident in mccain that you have to tell republicans to vote for the weaker democrat in open primaries leading to an easy victory in november, then what the fuck is the matter with you? why’d you choose mccain as your candidate? obviously not to have a smart and strong man in the white house who can amass a crowd with articulance and conviction. if this is the best that my party can come up with and accomplish, i’m going independent. again, suck my shit.
happy bunny day.
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